My gut feeling: Don’t do it.
Me: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I’ll do it.
Fresh blonde thanks to @torilalonde and the team at @datsalon who know how precious I am about my ashy tones 💁🏼♀️
They also introduced me to a new line of sustainable, cruelty free products from @davinesnorthamerica and I’m addicted 🙌🏻.
Mirror, mirror ✨✨
(Wearing a set from @pullandbear)
Try to live everyday like Elle Woods after Warner told her she wasn’t smart enough for law school.
@official_minkpink @ Spain
2 missed flights, 1 bout of food poisoning, cried 3 times in public... but made it to Barcelona for my first time. Thank you @feelfinnair for making it all worth while with moments like these, this city is magic ✨
My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.
I call it lunch.
In New York for a minute. Headed to Helsinki with @feelfinnair tonight.
(Side note: how great is @emily_luciano’s apartment?!)
There are few things in life I will wait for... But french fries are one of them 🍟
I used to think I had some control over my life...
Now I just pull up a chair and watch the shit show unfold before me.
Kiss my Tu-lips 💋🌷
Dutch wisdom: Life is not a fairytale, if you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.
Made it to Amsterdam ❤️
Once you become a bus driver all your problems are behind you. 📷 @msannilange
Just wing it.
Some decisions are harder than others.
3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep...
The other one wants to know if penguins have knees.
I don’t really rise and shine. Most days I just caffeinate and hope for the best @baddies.caf
There are some days where I forget to eat the entire day, then there are days where I have first breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, third breakfast, tea, dinner, soupsies, night lunch, midnight snack, and one-in-the-morning snack.
Before you use social media to tell a stranger she is fat, ask yourself instead “could my time be better spent lighting myself on fire?” @ SoHo, Manhattan
Decided to forgo Coachella this year and stay home. Now I’m sitting in the middle of an ice storm surviving on stale cereal from my cupboard 🤦🏼♀️ #winning
I’m having fruit salad for dinner.
It’s mainly grapes.
Ok it’s all grapes.
I’m having wine for dinner.
Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”
Don’t half ass anything. Whatever you do, always use your full ass.
I wish I was a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would just be proud of me.
I woke up this morning planning on being productive, then that voice in my head said “good one!” and we laughed and laughed and I took a nap. So here are some pics from last summer ☀️
Remember the theme song for Inspector Gadget? Great, now it’s stuck in your head too.
Heading home. Where the pants are stretchy and the wifi connects automatically. @ Kitchener, Ontario
Life status: Currently holding it all together with a bobby pin.
But in other news @leblancresorts has opened a new resort in Cabo! Should we all go?
I’m at a point in my life where I consider wearing my hair down as making an effort.
When you get caught trespassing for the Gram 😬
This cocktail tastes like I’m never coming home @leblancresorts
Is anyone really confident with the way they say Worcestershire sauce?
🌴 @leblancresorts @ Le Blanc Spa Resort
I wouldn’t do anything for a Klondike bar, but I’d do some sketchy stuff for a taco 🌮 @leblancresorts